Destiny Stress Balls Now Available From Bungie
Use them when Destiny’s squandered potential stresses you out.
Destiny stress balls are now a thing. Yes. This is true. This is not a joke. For some reason, this has happened, and even more incredibly, for some reason this is being treated as news.
The stress balls in question, pictured above, are shaped like the engrams that you find in the game (which you get decoded to earn special, higher ranked loot, or just more glitter). Actually, I am pretty sire this shape sort of misses the point of a stress ball entirely (wouldn’t it cause stress on your fingers instead?), but hey, what do I know, right? It’s a Destiny stress ball, I am sure that is more than enough for some people.
You can purchase these stress balls directly from the Bungie Store– at least, whenever they come back in stock, because as of right now, they are all sold out. Yeesh. The thirst seems to be absolutely real.