Comments on: 10 Gaming Incidents that caused us to ROFL

By: Ad

Ad — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 23:51:48 +0000

“The PS3 will instil discipline in our children and adults alike. Everyone will know discipline”

This was a fake quote, you twit. http://us.kotaku.com/#!111634/ken-kutaragi-misunderstood-or-just-nuts

By: Rickard

Rickard — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 22:17:18 +0000

The Kutaragi quote about the PS3 and discipline was actually faked by a Kotaku writer, challenging the reader to figure out which Kutaragi quotes were faked and which ones were real:

http://kotaku.com/#!111634/ken-kutaragi-misunderstood-or-just-nuts

By: vellocet

vellocet — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 20:23:36 +0000

Can’t believe they didn’t include all the crazy dialogue from the original Resident Evil.

“You were almost a Jill Sandwich”
“Take this lockpick, because you the master of unlocking might find a use for it”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVyOCssIXgQ&feature=related

Hahahaha

By: jbg0623

jbg0623 — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 18:16:43 +0000

you guys missed the scene in MGS4 where Snake pretends to drop a cigarette just to look up some chick’s skirt.

By: Cuthbert

Cuthbert — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 12:55:49 +0000

In reply to Anon. Let me see if I understand your basic claim: You don't trust the quotes as being translated right because of what the technology was like when they were made, yet you seem to have doubt that in the 6 years since these quotes happened, anyone on the dozens upon dozens of websites that covered the quotes realized they were mistranslated? The difference between 6 years and the mistranslated 2 weeks ago is time passed, and the amount of time available for them to have been spotted. The mistranslations would have been caught by now (especially by Sony, who took a big hit over the nature of these comments. Yet, they didn't ever say the translations were wrong). Not-so-great comment, leave the embarrassing conspiracy theory out of it please.

By: doub7

doub7 — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 03:27:48 +0000

The end of MGS 2 was so awful my head almost exploded. A naked Raiden & a ridiculously convoluted story=fail.

By: WhirlpoolWhispure510

WhirlpoolWhispure510 — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 00:57:49 +0000

lol at the metal gear solid 2 when colonel said “this is a role-playing game, and i expected you to do your best”
i’ve personally played the game but i didnt realize this few funny bits only because i was so serious in finishing the game. Good on you George for finding this LOL moments

By: Anon

Anon — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 22:47:23 +0000

Wow and Ken said all this in English word for word? Two weeks ago there was a fuck up in the translation between Valve and a German site over Portal 2 having Move support. You mean to tell me that quick translation methods from 5 to 10 years ago were any better? Great article but leave the embarrassing translations of Ken out of it please.

By: PrivatePyle

PrivatePyle — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 17:41:54 +0000

So the PS3 was priced at $599 to teach me discipline…
My dad taught me enough of that, that’s why I need my video games, to get away from it!
Should of had Jamie Kennedy from the E3 convention he was hosting at, in this list. He WAS the joke and left all of his good ones at home.

The Ring King one definitely screwed with my childhood innocence though. I still laugh at it.

By: shastyxmcnasty

shastyxmcnasty — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 13:31:17 +0000

In reply to shastyxmcnasty. or when in Metal Gear Solid's sniper level, if you shoot to many rats Meryl will call you on your codec and rant to you about how cruelty to animals Is a step towards being a psychopath