All it took was $500 hardware to accept the fact that Quantum Break was a stinker. So this is the power of the Xbollox!

Xbollox is so impressive you can’t figure out whan a game is “enhanced” and when it isn’t. What a shame.

“Th-the bias media made us do damage control for a derelict brand 24/7!!!!” Wow, ProjectObesity4Lyfe, isn’t that just beyond pathetic.

WOW, the Xbollox might do at launch what the PS4 does every other regular month. What a staggering success.

Neckbeard Corden is a sad f*t s**ll, so it’s no surprise you adore him so much, ProjectObesity4Lyfe.

Funny how these marketed multiplats are being gimped on other platforms to make the Xbollox look good, aren’t they, ProjectObesity4Lyfe? That’s the real scandal here. F**k your sad little doughnut and its 4K mandate at the cost of everything else.

“I-it’s a b-bug!!! It’ll get fixed!!!” What happened to that extended development time, ProjectObesity4Lyfe? That power? That ease of use? Can’t wait for the rubber-faced cuckold’s next set of excuses.

Mike “rubber-faced cuck” Ybarra trying to talk up his doughnut with a four year old isometric RPG. The absolute state of Xgimps, ProjectObesity4Lyfe. It’s pathetic.

Hahahahahah ProjectObesity4Lyfe mad because he gets reminded of the waggle gimmick he s**lled for for years. And of course, there’s Phil Spencer who sat in on those decisions. Now he’s meekly trying to “win you back” with more half-baked gimmicks and a half-baked console. I can’t stop laughing!

Oh dear, ProjectObesity4Lyfe. What happened to those massive differences in ACO? It was supposed to be night and day. Now it’s…oh. Wait. Oh well.

ProjectObesity4Lyfe trawling through all his games trying to put off the regret, but it isn’t working. Hahahahhh! 🙂

Watching Pachter rip you apart was glorious, ProjectObesity4Lyfe. S**tbox Done “wins” hardware awards against headphones and PC2 wins the simulation award leaving S**tza out in the cold again.

Still stuck at 66th on Amazon despite the stock refresh. Uh oh!

Hhahahahahahahahahahaha

Keep up the damage control, ProjectObesityFan4Lyfe

Please keep it away from Xbox.

Never mind Xbrats, you’ve still got Netfix.