Another consecutive day featuring a ProjectObesity4Lyfe meltdown because everyone’s laughing at him for his no games, for j*rking off over rumors and for being the useless f*t piece of s**t he is. Hahahahahahahahaah!

ProjectObesity4Lyfe crying about release dates! That’s a laugh. You’re better off justifying your online fee. 🙂

People talked about the new Death Stranding longer than they talked about SLT, Forza or your joke new hardware, ProjectObesity4Lyfe. I hope that stung. 🙂

The gameplan is milk you d**b f**kers with “services” then churn out rehashed Halo and Forza with some p**s AA flops like ReCore. Hahahahahahaahhaha!

“L-loving that S**tbox is b-back to b-being aggressive about g-games!!!” HAHAAHAAHAHHA you r*tards are the easiest marks in the world!

A “win.” Dynamic resolution, unstable framerate, same textures. LOL! Classic low Xgimp standards.

Craig Harris, Jaydub and ExposingFanboys slaughtering ProjectObesity4Lyfe and making him mad again! Pal, we’ve been laughing at you and a month’s straight of bad S**tbox news. It’s so funny!

Xgimp a*ses are BURNING over the Redout debacle. 4K 60, what happened, lardo? Your Xbollox is struggling to do that on INDIES! ahahahahahahahhahah!

Xgimps are so desperate are anything positive they crawl over to some analyst who tells them what they want to think. All that dynamic res and same textures and it’s “point five” hhahahahahhha!

Xgimps are so desperate for games they’re going mental over flaky rumors and speculation. That drought is making you delirious!

“bu bu bu but GTS!!!!” AAAHHAAHAHAAHH cry more, ProjectObesity4Lyfe. Cuckza barely did better opening month because it was out two weeks earlier. Everywhere else, Cuckza is getting smashed. Even the fanbase is turning on it. Another MS disaster!

Xgimps have to replay their worthless rehashes over and over again out of duty while PS games get bought and replayed by millions because that’s what people want. Stay mad, lardo. 🙂

An opt-in poll gets invaded by disgusting S**tbox cancer because they have nothing else to do. Desperate! No one cares about your washed up racer or its pity scores, ProjectObesity4Lyfe. 🙂

That Xgimp denial! Your sad little Xbollox is also doing slightly boosted res with barely any 4K textures or “improved effects.” The Xbollox is a joke. 🙂

Cuckza is straight trash and watching you f**king losers circle the wagons around it whenever anyone gives it a well-deserved hiding is always priceless. Go have a few rounds with Cuckbarra and deal with those horrendous physics and rubberbanding!

Dynamic 4K, ProjectObesity4Lyfe, with the same compromises. Never forget that. 🙂

Hahahahahah look at the Xgimps damage control GOW! Another Xbone killer coming in hard and fast and all they can do is cry! Hahahahhahahaha! 🙂

Slugberg has to “tease” sales numbers now. Hahahahahahahaha! Maybe that’ll be in their hype newsletter next week along with the all forthcoming delays.

Chubby Alan and his Xbollox review. We know what that teenager thinks of it already, and we don’t care. 🙂

Oh look, another sloppy second indie Xgimps won’t buy because they don’t buy games. Xbox won, boys!

Pinched nerve is a stress-induced coronary on the way. Get around, ProjectObesity4Lyfe. 🙂

LOL that guy’s right, ProjectObesity4Lyfe. You hyped up 4K across the board locked 60fps and ultra settings. Womp womp! Hahahhahhaha!

24 hours later and we’re still laughing at your sad little chart Cuckbarra and Slugberg had to pimp because they can’t directly lie themselves. 1,000 pissy little “likes” on that thing on a site polluted with millions of Xgimp cancer.

Awwww, is ProjectObesity4Lyfe triggered because the Switch is demolishing his sad little dynamic res movie player? Get over it, and get over the fact you’re a laughing stock, loser. 🙂

Difference being that Sony could be honest about the PS4 being a 1080p machine. Cuckbarra and Slugberg have to lie via proxy using desperate Xgimps with no games to play. Suck that down. 🙂

LOL ProjectObesity4Lyfe crying about what the indie guy said about indie games on the PS4. Guess what’s also doing dynamic resolution on the Xbollox? Yep, those indie games! “Bu bu but S**tbox is a beast!!!” Hahahahahahah!

HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA ProjectObesity4Lyfe melting down still because the Xbone has no games and everyone knows it. Keep crying. 🙂

LOL Crackhead 3 4-player co-op’s been known for a long time, ProjectObesity4Lyfe. Funny as all h**l that we’re looking at another pre-holiday so bad you’ve got “leaked details” and speculation to hold you over until at least E3. Hahahahahaahhahaahahah!

Thomas Mahler and his feels bait game who has to lie about the PS E3 conference to set unachievable heights because Cancersoft pays his bills. Hahaahahahahahahah!

Another worthless Snorizon game copy-pasted a third time with the same old compromises for your sad little doughnut. Hahahahahahahaha!

“The g-games are c-coming!!!” Fifth time’s the charm, right? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Hhaahahahahaahaahaha Welfaregrounds “basically stable” on the beast. 25fps low textures! Hahahahahhaahhaha!

How mad are you that GTS is whipping your sad little rehash S**tza, ProjectObesity4Lyfe? Hahahahahhahhaha!

Another day of MegaS**tseed and ProjectObesity4Lyfe getting roasted. Hahahahahahahahah!

Not surprised you c**ksuckers have to recycle the same boring, rehashed, broken s**t over and over again, ProjectObesity4Lyfe. Slim pickings on the S**tbox Done!

Not surprising that Cuckbarra and Slugberg have resorted to pimping some Xgimp’s cherry-picked chart featuring “peak performance” when you’re looking at a wall doing nothing. PS4’s sub-4K exclusives look better than your nasty turds. Halo and Gears running “dynamic resolution” with the same old compromises. New year, new desperation, ProjectObesity4Lyfe! It’s no wonder you’re a laughing stock.

Three days into the new year and you’re already melting down over the pressure, ProjectObesity4Lyfe! It’s going to be a long year for you. 🙂

About time you pre-ordered Sea of Turds, it is yet again going to be one of your few turds.

Jizzy Corden is a worthless drone and a shill who doesn’t know anything except what his Redmond handlers feed him. Pathetic.

When you getting 4K on your sad little upgrade, ProjectObesity4Lyfe? Or doesn’t it matter now dynamic is the new hotness? Hahahahahaha!

If Little Kevin wanted fast loading times, he could have put an SSD into a PS4 at any time in the last four years, ProjectObesity4Lyfe. Oh wait, I forgot, he’s an Xgimp, he’s utterly useless! Hahaahhaha!

The Xbollox is such a turd you’re already talking about a new S**tbox console. What an overwhelming surprise. All that projection for nothing, ProjectObesity4Lyfe!

Slugberg not calling 2018 “The year of the S**tbox,” ProjectObesity4Lyfe? It’s understandable, he tried that last year and got blown out. Hahahahahaha!

Another awful Turds with Gold month. Can’t wait to see which new subscriptions they’ll squeeze out so they can hike margins on you. 🙂

LOL Jizzy Corden’s sad little Xbox fanboy blog doling out awards to the Xbollox. What a monumental surprise. Why does that f*t neckbeard keep at it?

Oh look, a Twitter egg who self-describes as a “S**tbox gamer” “just got his first Xbox three days ago.” You think anyone believes that, ProjectObesity4Lyfe? Hahahahaahahh!

Awwww, poor Timmy can’t handle it when someone drops some truth on poor Philly. Hahahahahahhaaha!

Cuckza Snorizon 3, fingers crossed the patch isn’t another stinker on your soulless rehash racer. After that it’s nothing until September! Hahahahahhahaha!

LOL ProjectObesity4Lyfe still throwing a tantrum because he gets ripped apart by the same dude on consecutive days. Always makes me laugh!

The “power gap” is supposed to be widening when indie games are already embracing dynamic resolution on your sad little “beast.” 2018 is going to give you the biggest slap in the face, ProjectObesity4Lyfe!

Gonna be another s**t year for S**tground, ProjectObesity4Lyfe, with another derivative Snorizon game and some new trash that’ll expose just how weak they are!

S**tbox’s past, present and future is in failure, ProjectObesity4Lyfe. Time to get used to those Ls you’ve been getting for four years! Hahahahahahaha!

What a tragic list of games, ProjectObesity4Lyfe. No wonder everyone’s laughing at you!

Even more tragic is that chubby effeminate Alan’s sad 2017 of shilling and excuses. He’s still basically a teenager though, which is half the S**tbox’s audience!

Three weeks later and ProjectObesity4Lyfe discovers a gameplay feature that’s six months old. Love it when Xgimps expose themselves!

That look when PS4 exclusives look better than your compromised trash, ProjectObesity4Lyfe! That’s what happens when you think res is the only reason the Xbone got humiliated four years ago!

ProjectObesity4Lyfe crying because everyone’s still laughing at his media player and his rushed console port of an unfinished indie game. Don’t have too much of a heart attack because of stress! 🙂

Nobody cares about the “awards” the Xgimp losers at Rectify Gaming have to give out, ProjectObesity4Lyfe. I suppose they need to exist so MS’ turds win something!

“Underpowered shitbox” That’ll be the “beast fire” upgrade doing dynamic 4K and 30fps with drops, ProjectObesity4Lyfe. What goes around comes around. 🙂

Begging for a BR mode in Halo 6! Hahahaahaahhah! Is that what it’s going to be like now? Xgimps begging for some rushed BR mode to be shunted into every game? F**k off, ProjectObesity4Lyfe. 🙂

ProjectObesity4Lyfe clinging to one of the few crumbs he got this year that still struggled to hit a million in 48 hours despite six months of hype and a $30 price tag!

LOL I’m sure Hashtag S**tbox Share on your quarantine site will save the Xbone. Hahahahahahahah!

Another Welfaregrounds patch, ProjectObesity4Lyfe! Oh look, it does nothing again! Hahahahahahahhh! “Bu bu bu but Xbollox is so easy to enhance on!” Hahahahhahahah!

Welfaregrounds is barely functional on the Xbollox, on the A*s? Haahahahahahahahhaha! No wonder the Xbox port of Welfaregrounds is the most recent laughing stock of the industry!

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA “BU BU BU BUT MUH MEDIA PLAYER!!!!” Reality check, ProjectObesity4Lyfe: no one cares about your worthles media player. Take your sad little strawmen and shove them up your t**t. 🙂

Oh look, Slugberg’s been a paid shill for 20 years. You’re catching up fast, ProjectObesity4Lyfe, and you do it for free. 🙂

Oh look, ProjectObesity4Lyfe’s feeling the doubt again. Time to bring up those weak shill points we can laugh at you for overhyping. Don’t forget to put that TBA asterisk around games. 🙂

Ah well, ProjectObesity4Lyfe, it could be worse, you could be trying to hawk avatars again. Oh. Wait. Hahahahahahaahhahhah!