Internet gamers see NSMB U as a Wii U launch title and cry like babies because they prefer 3D Mario games and Metroid and F-zero. Some of the others gamers say, “fuck all of you, just give me Animal Crossing and Fire Emblem.”

So Reggie says, shut the fuck up you entitled pricks. We just had our first ever annual loss at the company and you guys can’t see past your selfish needs. You internet gamers don’t account for most of Nintendo’s sales. NSMB Wii outsold all the “hardcore” Metroid, Fire Emblem, CoD Games, Zelda Games, and even Galaxy 1 + 2 combined.

The games you entitled pricks want don’t fucking sell with numbers like NSMB U, they just don’t fucking sell you massive fucking idiots. How is Nintendo supposed to survive in the difficult marketplace if they just cater to you whiny babies all the time? So Nintendo wants to bounce back after a difficult year and launching the Wii U alongside NSMB U is a great fucking idea. But Internet gamers are selfish pricks who don’t give a shit about Reggie, Nintendo or any of the rest of the Nintendo community.

So they cry about how they like 3D Mario better than 2D Mario. Who cares what YOU like – that’s the point. If these babies like Nintendo and want to see them succeed (or just want them to keep making games), they would suck it up just like Nintendo is doing and take the bad with the good. Maybe they prefer a 3D Mario, I hear lots of complaints. Maybe they should grow up and look past their own interests and step in someone else’s shoes. They don’t have to, but if they like Nintendo, want 3D Mario and Metroid, but still don’t care for 2D Mario, then maybe they should shut the hell up and take one for the team.

Point is, people complaining about Metroid, 3D Mario, F-Zero, Zelda when those games will not sell faster than NSMB U. Nor will they sell as many copies – yes, even Zelda games don’t do great numbers compared to NSMB. Nintendo just had their first annual loss, and they need to sell the Wii U and they need to sell lots of software. NSMB U will do that better than any other game internet gamers can call out.

how much did Metroid Prime 3 + the Metroid Prime Trilogy sell altogether? Huh? What was that? About 2.5 million? Did you just tell me that Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 combined sales are still 10 million less than NSMB Wii? How much did NSMB Wii sell? What?! 26 million? Isn’t that, wait, that’s… 10x the Wii’s Metroid Prime franchise software sales.

Unless the “hardcore” gamers want Nintendo to die off, they should shut the fuck up and let Nintendo get back on its feet before whining about games that don’t sell all that well