Think you’ve got what it takes to write some tag lines to be used as grafitti in Serious Sam 3? Well Croteam, the game’s developers, would like you to help them out.
In a humorous press release Croteam explain that “Davor Kovač, Lead In-Game Wall Graffiti Artist, has abruptly left the studio to pursue his dream of being quoted in a rushed press release.”
“Writing lines for wall graffiti in first-person shooters is a lost art,” said Davor Kovač. “There is literally no way anyone else other than me could write these lines. Definitely not Serious Sam fans.”
Make sure you talented writers get your lines in, if only to prove the good man wrong.
Croteam will select the best lines posted before July 29th use them in the hidden Arabic and hieroglyphic messages on the streets and temple walls in Serious Sam 3: BFE.
Fans can submit their funny lines for consideration through two means:
Twitter – Tweet your best line and tag it with the #SeriousSam hashtag. Follow
@SeriousSamIAm to keep track of Serious Sam’s favorite lines.
Facebook – Visit facebook.com/SeriousSamFan – Post your line best line to the wall and tag it with #SeriousSam.
“All unused lines will be collected and released as a $50 Graffiti DLC Pack,” said Fork Parker, CFO at Devolver Digital. “That’s motherfucking capitalism right there.”
It’s nice to get an amusing piece of news like this once in a while. This has just about made my day.