Really, what more could you want than a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles video game developed by an actual competent developer? one as great as Platinum, what with their pedigree, and penchant for excellent action games? Platinum already has a track record of good licensed games, what with Metal Gear Rising Revengeance and Transformers Devastation having turned out great- so what could go wrong here, right?
As it turns out, quite a bit. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is not the game we were expecting, and also certainly not the game we wanted to play. It’s not a game you should be spending much time or money on. But if you find yourself with a copy of the title, and want to give it a play through, then hey, at least you have this walkthrough to help you go through it as fast as possible, minimizing your suffering along the way. You’re welcome.