In what might be the most self defeating piece of news (or anything, really) that I have ever written, I am here to tell you that earlier today, Xbox Live was down, and users worldwide were reporting problems with the service; according to the service support page, users were reporting a full range of problems, including issues logging in, issues with TV, Music, and Video, and issues with Xbox Music Store and Xbox Video Store.
“We know some of you are unable to sign in to Xbox Live, and we’re on it,” Microsoft said. “Thanks for your patience while we work to correct this issue. Another update is coming your way in 30 minutes.”
The good news is, the issue is already fixed, so you don’t need to worry about any of it. So, literally everything that I just wrote up there? You can ignore all of that.
I just like wasting your time.