ESRB Rates Bulletstorm For Drunken Shooting and.. Well You Have to Read This

Ok, so the ESRB rated Bulletstorm Mature for Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Partial Nudity, Sexual Themes, Strong Language, Use of Alcohol. But the details are priceless.. using the word cock and getting more points for shooting drunk.  Here is the summary detailed straight from ESRB.

Rating summary:
This is a first-person shooter in which players assume the role of a space pirate who must escape a planet populated by mutant cannibals. Players use futuristic machine guns, shotguns, magnum revolvers, assault rifles, and chain guns to perform over-the-top kills that dismember and decapitate foes. Injured enemies emit large sprays of blood that stain the ground and surrounding walls. Specialty kills (i.e., Skillshots) represent the most intense instances of violence: enemies can be dismembered with explosives; impaled on spikes; and drilled into walls, resulting in body parts breaking into pieces. During the course of the game, players can consume alcohol and kill enemies in order to receive an Intoxicated Skillshot; the screen turns blurry during these sequences. The dialogue contains numerous jokes and comments that reference sexual acts, venereal diseases, and having sex with one’s mother (e.g., “Guess I know where the ol’ gal got that limp.”). The names of some Skillshots are infused with sexual innuendo (e.g., Gag Reflex, Rear Entry, Drilldo, Mile High Club); one Skillshot (i.e., Fire in the Hole) allows players to shoot at enemies’ exposed buttocks. Language such as “f**k,” “sh*t,” “p*ssy,” and “c*ck” can be heard in dialogue.

It doesn’t get much better than that. Thanks for the heads up VG247 and remember that per-order Bulletstorm for the 360 gets you access to the Gears of War 3 beta. Bulletstorm comes out on February 22nd in the US while the UK gets it February 25th for the Xbox 360, Playstation 3 and PC.

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