You may have missed it, given that the news of the new movie, which apparently is either not as bad as feared, or even worse than imagined, depending on whom you ask, dominating conversation around the brand- but a new Ghostbusters game also launched this week. It’s… not very good, and unlike with the new movie, there is no question about its not being very good.
If, somehow, you find yourself straddled with the game, and also unable to get rid of it, and you find yourself somehow faced with the horrific prospect of actually playing it- well, first of all, I feel terrible for you. But more importantly, you probably don’t want to spend any more time than necessary thinking about it- which means you want someone else to do the thinking for you each time you’re stuck in the game.
That’s where this guide comes in. It’s a full walkthrough of Ghostbusters, start to end. You should use it each time you get stuck in the game. Alternatively, you can just watch this video, or pretend to have watched it, and then convince yourself that that’s good enough to sub in for actually having played the game. I know I’d do that.