Steven Haines:
Jump at 6:20.
This guy’s name even makes him sound like a prick, which is good because he really is a massive prick. A agent of the FIB, he’s gone off the grid and has requested help from our wonderful friends, Michael, Trevor and Franklin. Steven is what your high school jock would turn into if he was given a gun, a massive government stipend, a little bit of power and a hell of a lot of steroids.
The guy’s so keyed up and aggressive that if you don’t want to break guys face open with your car bumper you deserve some sort of medal. He’s so utterly ridiculous because he embodies every negative stereotype about a law enforcement officer and then it’s exaggerated to the tenth degree. It’s almost like he’s compensating for something., like a low IQ.
