14. Luvdisc
I don’t even know what the creators of this Pokemon were thinking. There’s a worse lot out there but really, what the hell is that thing? It looks a jelly puddle in zero gravity with a mouth-beak that was inspired from an ink blot when seen diagonally. Who came up with associating the color pink to it and a weird mouth is a mystery best left unknown.
It looks ridiculous. It’s utterly useless in battle (might as well walk over it than waste your Rattata), it looks ridiculous and it’s as common as the housefly and about as irritating. It was a Pokemon forcibly put in to fill the generation quota which we would have been glad, without. I can think of no reason to have this Pokemon with me and from now till the end of times, we are gonna make fun the ‘heart-shaped’ Pokemon, and whoever thought of it.
