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Mario
I really feel bad for Mario, because in the video game world, the man does this quest for his princess over and over again, and yet there is not one time she ever kisses him. But despite decades of running around, and trying to get his princess, Mario does what he has to do, because of a crazy obsession. In the real world, it would be even worse for the Italian plumber, because as we all know in the real world, it doesn’t work that way. He’d just be one sad, creepy guy in dire need of a restraining order.
