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7. Zweilous
“Zweilous, as you must have noticed, is an emo-type Pokemon. It’s attacks include ‘Stomp-Crying’ and ‘Storming Off’.”
At least that’s how I wish it were. It would have been so much easier to explain it to my niece. But really, looking like a Geth Colossus, it may not be an awful Pokemon to battle, but it looks hideous.
Also, what’s worse than an emo headed Pokemon? Two emo headed Pokemon, both of which don’t get along. So you’ve got two ridiculously different hairy heads snapping at each other over who gets to be the leader. The only thing dark about this Pokemon is its hair and probably its mood. Imagine having their hormones pump up in the middle of a battle and you end up with two sobbing in combat. Or don’t, It’s disturbing.
