Crytek denies that Timesplitters 4 is in development

Posted By | On 27th, Apr. 2012

Crytek has come out and denied reports that Timesplitters 4 is in development. They told CVG in a Cryptic manner and you can check it out below.

“For Timesplitters 4, with ever spiralling development costs, massive teams and endless crunch we decided on a more radical development strategy.

“In short, the experiment was to implement the infinite monkey theorem. With cloning being a far too expensive option, we spent all of the development budget on buying monkeys on the black market.

“Those seven monkeys are now sat in a room with typewriters and lots of mirrors, and we fully expect Timesplitters 4 to be finished soon. Rumours are that they haven’t written any code but just tease the press from time to time. Those damn monkeys.

“PS: anyone got any bananas?”

There you go! If you put 2 and 2 together you get the message that the game is not in development at Crytek. So disregard all rumours from now on.

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