This guy needs to never stop speaking. Ever.
The newest Far Cry 4 trailer, creatively named Weapons of Kyrat, opens up with some guy gesturing around at walls of weapons and saying “Welcome to my church…away from church.”
In what seems like the most satirical take on the dubstep gameplay montage trope to date, the trailer then hops into life with a jaunty little tune played on what sound like, but is most likely not, a Sitar and trumpets. Not only that, I’m not even joking, he talks about a submachine gun’s rate of fire and likens it to “spreading the word faster than ever”. Heavy machine guns, explosives and much more await the enterprising revolutionary in Kyrat and you’ll need it all to defeat the likes of Pagan Min.
Ubisoft Montreal’s Far Cry 4 will be releasing on November 18th for the Xbox One, PS4, Xbox 360, PS3 and PC in North America and Europe. Which weapon was your favourite in the trailer? Let us know below.