FIFA 14: Real Ball Physics Detailed Courtesy Isaac Newton (aka WTF?)

EA Sports has released a new video to showcase the different shots that FIFA 14’s new Real Ball Physics allows, and Robert Lewandowski is on hand to demonstrate along with…Isaac Newton? And green (or black) screen ninjas? What the hell?

Regardless, the video gives a pretty accurate description of the kinds of shots you can pull off in the game. There’s the Dipping Shot, which goes up and then down; the Rising Shot, which travels straight and up in a continuous motion; and the Knuckle Shot, a curved trajectory shot that is good for knocking down meddlesome blockers.

But seriously, Isaac Newton? What is this, I don’t even.

FIFA 14 is scheduled to release on September 24th in North America and September 26th in Europe for Xbox 360, PS3, PC and many other platforms. It will also be launching alongside the PS4 and Xbox One in November, with both versions featuring the next-gen Ignite Engine.