Insane Plot Twists In Video Games

Mario

After jumping on a lot of goomba’s eating tons of mushrooms, spitting fire from your mouth and traversing castle after castle hoping to find your sweetheart, it’s really discomforting  find a mushroom guy just sitting in the castle stating, “I’m sorry but the princess is in another castle”. However when we got the her finally, she doesn’t give you a kiss or anything, nor does she say “let’s get married” but instead announces a new quest. Sheesh, women.