We got bored and decided to create our own FIFA 13 team with EA’s Game Face using characters from film, television and other games.
Likeness: 4/10 – disturbing china doll features and terrible Owen Wilson hair.
Position: left winger
Tricky winger, prone to handling the ball. Luis Suarez without the race hate. Doesn’t get along with the rest of the team due to his ridiculous haircut and irritating demeanour.
Position: false 9
Very difficult to catch, and somehow never dies. FIFA regulations dictate no snoods or green sinister clown hair, had to dye trim his back.
24. Handsome Jack
Likeness: 9/10 – retains his cel shaded look and his mask works rather well. Bad hair.
Position: right winger
Turns invisible, summons decoys and pisses all over Nathan Drake’s witty retorts. Also, evil.