Top 100 Worst Games of All Time

89. Dead or Alive Paradise

When the Entertain Software Ratings Board calls your game “creepy voyeurism” and says it represents “bizarre, misguided notions of what women really want” and they COMPLETELY RIGHT (it’s not even their job to review games), you know there are problems. A port of Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 for the Xbox 360, Paradise is quite simply the saddest game ever made. Also butt battles. There, now it’s the saddest games ever made.