Zombie Army Trilogy: Rebellion Gives You 7 Reasons To Buy The Game

Straight off the bat, I’ll be honest with you. I like the guys at Rebellion, we’ve spoken a few times in the past and they seem like an amiable bunch. But this just smacks of desperation. Rebellion have listed seven reasons that you should play the Zombie Army Trilogy and rather than list actual reasons like, “You’re combating friggin zombies with loud guns and explosives”, you instead get a Press Release that has basically been condensed into bullet points.

Reasons one through seven are as follows. A new third campaign with five new missions in new environments that are said to be “bone chilling”. The first two campaigns have been remastered with updated features. New enemy types, including the typical chainsaw wielding bad guys. Four, new players to choose from. Fifth, Tactical Zombie Dismemberment with the help of which you can blow of their legs with 2 bullets, but headshots still kill with only one bullet.

Five new maps dedicated to a horde mode. And the last reason, which is the weakest of all, a “unified online community” which is the same as every online community.