3. HD Collection
“Oh boy, a game I loved as a child being released onto console with more than three pixels and using a controller that doesn't feel handle like trying to drown a cat in a bucket of piss. “Ah, it's £15. Okay, that's not too bad, I guess they'll have put a lot of effort into updating it and bringing it up to date. “Hmmm. Release date DLC featuring my favourite map, costing another £5. Well I did really like that map, so what the hey. “Oh, this isn't quite how I remember it. “In fact, this is dreadful. All of my childhood nostalgia and innocence has gone. I am left but a husk of my former self. “If anybody wants me, I'll be weeping in the shower.”
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