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7. Serious Sam: Ugh Zan III
How to get Ugh Zan III? Simple. Take Kraid from Super Metroid and put him on steroids until 300 feet tall with four arms and a set of horns. Then give it out about a dozen rocket launchers, plasma and Tesla guns along with the ability to spew fireballs. You don’t even get the time to pan your camera to see Ugh Zan II’s head.
Apart from making you burst out in rage as to “Who the hell got paid to name him Ugh!”, it’s a different feeling altogether when after upending your ammo pouch completely on this horribly named giant, you see it fall. Face first. The satisfaction is almost palpable.
