15 Dumbest Things Non-Playable Characters Like To Do

Awkward Conversations

It’s a miracle that so many NPCs could have long conversations with the player. But once they start talking to each other, especially in a game like Oblivion, things can get a bit…tenuous. Look no further than two soldiers, one constantly saying, “I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you” on a loop to everyone he meets. Even to the guy who responds, “What’s this about?” because of course he would.