12. Munna and Musharna
Munna is a Pokemon with stubby legs that probably waddles and suffers from elephantiasis. It has beady red eyes and skin that looks like an eight year old’s room’s wallpaper. Flowery and pink. Don’t get me wrong, pink is not a bad colour, but with that shade and colour combination, it is as hideous as pink can get. Mr. Mime can shut up in this regard. It’s attacks? Eating dreams. What in Morpheus’ name? Who would want that attack? Okay, a lot would, but what good is that in a Pokemon battle?
And just as you were thinking this can’t get any worse, you’ll know that Munna issues Dream Mist from a pink spot between its eyes. Dream Mist is an alteration of Brain Fart, mind, and it’s pink in colour. You’d suppose that its evolution would bring you some respite with this psychic Pokemon, but Musharna is basically Munna, except with permanent pink Brain fart dangling from its head. If you hate your cousin and are looking forward to him/her assassinating you when you turn 20, gift them Munna. You won’t regret it.
