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10. Lampent
It’s a lamp. I don’t know why, but it’s a lamp. I acknowledge the fact that Pokemon are largely inspired from the extant things, but a lamp? And it’s a fighting lamp. A horrible fighting lamp. This Pokemon is weird. It starts off as a candle, evolves into a gas lamp and later becomes a chandelier. I think I made a mistake. Litwick is a depressed emo, Lampent a preposterous lamp and Chandelure a blue halloween pumpkin with arms.
Lampent has the worst of stats and it’s supposed to be a ghost type. Best keep it at your bedside.
