9. Vanillite
Kids love ice-cream, teenagers love ice-cream adults love ice -cream but never in my life have I picked up a Pokemon game and thought “This needs ice cream fights.”. Nintendo really was out of ideas when they made this. It’s a hideous being sired from the deepest freezers of hell’s cold tundra and thrown at our faces. The reason I make such a pathetic reference is because this Pokemon IS exactly that. Vanillite is an ice cream cup with a grin, Vanillish is an ice cream cone suffering from down syndrome. and Vanilluxe is two ice cream scoops on one cone suffering from down syndrome.
Apart from having the best of Pokemon abilities like Weak Armour, Vanillite has the special ability to melt when patted for too long. Yes. You can practically melt the Pokemon by blowing in its direction. Although we ought to thabk Nintendo in soem respect because it would be fun to watch a trainer shout “GO, VANILLITE!” and to find the Pokemon half-eaten because the trainer couldn’t resist.
