5. Wheatley
Wheatley was a fantastic addition to the character roster in Portal 2.
Many would disagree with my choice here of picking Wheatley. He may be portrayed as too stupid to actually troll you with a conscious effort, but he does qualify as one. But I always like to think of his stupidity as a mere’ portrayal’; that in reality he was actually screwing around with us the whole time.
Maybe the penchant towards him is because of the fantastic job that Stephen Merchant pulled, but who would disagree when you get to hear dialogues like the following before making a jump?
“Um. You’ve got a yacht. And… Boys! Loads of fellas. Hunky guys down there. Possibly even a boyfriend! Who’s to say at this stage. But, a lot of good looking fellas down there. And, ah, a boy band as well! That haven’t seen a woman in years.
And they’re not picky at all. They don’t care if you’ve got a bit of brain damage. If you’ve been running around sweating. And… A farm! A pony farm! And… Just jump down, would ya?”
Definitely a troll. Whatever the case.
