15 Weirdest Jobs Mario Has Done

Carpenter – Donkey Kong

You know, after all the terrible things that Mario has indulged in, putting others and even the time-space itself continuum at risk, we’re kind of happy that he’s just a normal carpenter in the original Donkey Kong. He probably hasn’t helped construct a single building in his life and fights with a gorilla more times than should be humanly allowed but it could be a lot worse.