GTA 5 Epsilon Program Tweets gives some hints about the game

Posted By | On 19th, Aug. 2012

Grand Theft Auto 5 viral marketing is in full swing with Epsilon Program Twitter account providing some much needed humour with their clever tweets. It’s also a reminder of how good the writing is in GTA games, as Rockstar has always delivered in that area when it comes to pure wit and hilarious dialogues.

The account could be taking a dig at fanatical GTA fans with tweets such as: “Absolutely not a contradiction. We admire your passion… but misdirected passion can be a weakness.”

There’s more:

“But as has been made clear the supplementary (but tax deductible) charges levied on additional courses and study programs – written, don’t forget, by some of the world’s finest intellectuals, scientists and celebrities – are dependent on the desire of the student to pay the right amount for the knowledge they are getting.

“So when you ask ‘how much?’ how can we answer without a full, accredited analysis of both your finances and of your thirst for truth? Any high ranking Epsilonist at your local office should have made this clear, as it is written into most of the literature, usually in small print. We will be running a truly remarkable online study program which we hope will add a lot of clarity.

Remember, when you are ready, you will understand. If you don’t understand, you are not ready. The purpose of Epsilon’s much valued study programs is the acquisition of readiness and the revelation of those who are Unsaveable. And we all know what happens to them.”

 This could be indirect hints asking fans to be patient and wait for more information.

You can check out their Twitter account here.


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