Like A Record, Baby
Have you seen the giant wind turbines in Just Cause 3? They move fairly slowly to be too big of a threat but they have…other interesting uses. Pick up a couple of corpses (shortly after creating a couple of corpses), tether them onto a helicopter and fly to the wind turbine. Release the tethers and begin hooking one body to each piece of the turbine. Before long, you should create a pin-wheel of three bodies, rotating around like some demented merry-go-round gone wrong. Do you want to add even more hilarity to this? Of course you do, so find a couple of cows instead and repeat this process. It looks ridiculous but then again, ridiculousness is the name of the game. Just remember – we’re not responsible for what your friends think of you when they see this.
