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“MOVE SLOWLY OR YOU’LL EXPLODE”
This one’s a bit more specific than other things that we’ve spoken about in this feature, and as such, a lot less widespread- but just as annoying. “Move super slowly,” the game tells you, “or this extremely volatile bomb or substance you’re carrying will explode and you’ll die.” This, or some variation of this, pops up in games every now and then, and it’s just baffling each time. Because the hook of these objectives it to… walk real slow? Resident Evil 1 does this thing pretty much word for word, where you’re tasked with carrying a bomb from one end of an area to another while moving extremely slowly and navigating past enemies- oh, and to make matters worse, you can’t even fire your weapons.
