14 Video Game Weapons That Would Completely Disappoint In Real Life

Kingdom Hearts – Keyblade

First off, unless the Keyblade actually chose you, you’re not wielding it anytime soon. Also, while its power to open any lock is nifty – as is the ability to slay countless Heartless and Nobodies – it also attracts the Heartless to the wielder at all times. You’re almost always in danger, without exception. Finally, it’s a giant key. It might make a good blunt weapon but there are many, many better options.