"Permission to engage."
Whaaaaaat?!
"Nobody's going to support the Wii U."
No, really, it's awesome.
What makes this game so special?
I hate you, EA.
Makes sense.
Cites Skyrim as insipiration.
Tomb Raider is accused of being a rip-off of a game that was accused of being a Tomb Raider rip-off... Yeah...
Lara is female and feminine too. Yay.
Holy freaking frack...