Conker the Squirrel – Young Conker
Remember when Microsoft’s HoloLens was a thing? One property it was going to utilize was Young Conker, who looked more like Scrat from Ice Age. He’s so much like Scrat that it’s surprising that 20th Century Fox didn’t sue. Conker used to be this obscene icon who appealed to the sometimes-juvenile-sometimes-adult humour in all of us. Suffice to say, Young Conker was about as relevant but so much worse.