Sonic the Hedgehog 2006
Remember how we said enjoying Runner 2 makes you the most masochistic person alive? We take it back – enjoying Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 clearly covets that honour. To think that Sega could take a game so broken, unplayable, unwieldy, confusing and just plain insulting to your intelligence within the first five minutes and find new ways to make it WORSE is mind-boggling.
The endless running levels are complete bullshit as Sonic’s uncontrollable speed meets clipping issues that would give Sadako nightmares. The side-missions kill your excitement faster than a PSA marathon and feature loading scenes to cutscenes for the missions, then more loading scenes to the missions themselves. Did we mention Sega found a way to combine both necrophilia AND bestiality into this? And made it thus that it was part of the “bonus” sections? Can it get any worse?
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