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Flappy Bird
What is wrong with this bird? What’s with his lips? The game hasn’t even started at this point and you’re already wondering what Weapon X failures resulted in this abomination. Then you try to cross through a set of pipes. Then you die. Then you try again, tap tap tapping this mutant bird until you reach another set of pipes.
Then you die again. You try again and forget to tap the bird, thus resulting in its immediate death. The swearing begins somewhere around this time. Flappy Bird isn’t meant to be so addictive but it is, thus confirming the true drug of humanity is pain.
