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THE WARRIORS: STREET BRAWL (XBOX 360)
The Warriors: Street Brawl was made by huge video game fans, who were miffed by the fact that the films industry keeps taking our properties and turning them into horrible movies. They said, “oh yeah? Well, we’re gonna show you what it feels like”. Then they made this game with boring, repetitive missions, combat that felt unresponsive due to sluggish movement, and the most dreary and bland visuals you will ever see in the game. As the negative reviews poured in, they triumphantly looked at their creation, gleefully rubbing their hands together. “How do you like that?” they said through gritted teeth. “That’ll show them.” Well, mission accomplished, I guess?
