They look so pretty.
Nintendo finally dates the Wii U version of the brawler.
Keep a rusty spoon ready.
An old friend returns.
You'll need the latest update in order to stomp players online.
One for each of the villains newly playable in the game.
Meanwhile Bayonetta 2 collapses.
Nintendo beating Xbox and PlayStation again.
SPOILER ALERT WARNING, OKAY.
And the winner is... Nintendo!
Link's trusty steed to be added to the game as part of the Master Quest Pack.
It's like Ubisoft WANTS this to fail.
What are the odds of this ever actually happening, though?
J.P. Kellams advises those who've seen the game to not spoil it for others.
Guys! Subtitles! FOR REAL!
GOTTA GO FAST! OFF A CLIFF! INTO A RAVINE!
Skylanders! Gotta buy 'em all!
Destiny also debuts in Japan to strong sales.
