THE DOCTORS (THE LAST OF US)
Even if your life has completely gone to shit, even if you’re completely down in the dumps, even if you have no other avenues left and find yourselves simply incapable of finding a source of livelihood, of making some money, and then the Fireflies ask you to join their ranks as a doctor- even then, do not accept their offer. Because things might be going well for you initially, you might be thinking you finally have a stable job, that you’re doing something that might actually make some sort of a difference in the world, and other than the fact that almost all of the world’s population has been completely wiped out in the last twenty years and is now crawling with vicious, terrifying zombies, your life is actually going pretty well.
But then comes the day when you’re conducting a potentially world changing procedure on a girl, but this crazed, armed maniac bursts in, shoots you and your fellow doctors (and anyone else he sees) in the head, picks up the girl, and leaves, rest of the world be damned. So really, if you could go back to the moment when you were offered this job by the Fireflies, you should instead tell them “thanks, but no thanks”, and gladly run into the loving arms of the first Clicker you see.
