Saints Row IV Receives Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition

Have Volition and Deep Silver utterly lost their minds? It seems so as the latter unveiled the Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition aka The Million Dollar Pack for Saints Row IV, which will be releasing on August 20th in North America and August 23rd in Europe for the Xbox 360 and PS3.

Only one pack is available. The price? One million dollars.

What do you get? The Saints Row IV : Commander in Chief Edition, which includes DLC vehicles, guns and an Uncle Sam costume; a full size replica Dubstep Gun; a day of spy training; a trip to space with Virgin Atlantic; a year’s membership with the E25 Super Car Club and a Lamborghini Gallardo; plastic surgery (?!); a shopping spree; 7 nights for two in Washington at The Jefferson; a hostage rescue experience; a Toyota Prius and insurance for the same; and 7 nights in the Top Roual Suite at the Burj-al-arab, flights included, for two.

We couldn’t make all that up if we tried. Pre-order this edition through GAME now (which essentially means you’ll need to mail makemeasaint@deepsilver.com) if you’re interested.