15 Times Gamers Unnecessarily Read Between The Lines

Reading between the lines between the lines.

Posted By | On 03rd, Aug. 2018

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DEATH STRANDING IS METAL GEAR 0

Some people say that every time Hideo Kojima blinks, legions of his fans pack up all their stuff, dump it into the back of their cars, and then drive those cars all the way to crazy pants town, because in that town is a cipher that can decode what the patterns of Kojima’s blinks mean. And those blinks are telling us that after all the years Kojima spent to finally be done with Metal Gear, after telling us again and again that this new Metal Gear game would really, truly be the last one, unlike all the other “last” new Metal Gear games, after having an ugly falling out with Konami (which is fake, by the way, don’t ever forget that part)- after all of that, the next game Kojima is working on, his magnum opus, Death Stranding is… yet another Metal Gear game.

No, forget about the part where for some reason Sony seems to be publishing the next big Metal Gear title instead of Konami. Hey, maybe that’s part of the plan too, right? Maybe Sony are in on it as well? Maybe they’re helping Kojima and Konami keep up this facade? Maybe they’re just that bored. Also, why is Kojima building the next Metal Gear game on the Decima engine instead of Fox, which is what The Phantom Pain was made on? Hello, people, wake the hell up- it’s called “committing to the bit”.


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